makes me sick.
Your parody was neither funny nor tasteful. And trust me, I like parodies. Good ones. All you showed was the meaninglessness of existence as you see it, and that doesn't take much effort. Anyone can slap a bunch of random things together to "prove" that point.
To be constructive, I should point out that a good parody uses as much of the original material as possible, just in a different way. And the (often-times) subtle difference is what makes it funny. There is no blood and guts in Spongebob Squarepants. It's a children's show. Personally, I don't know if there is much to be parodied in Spongebob; it practically parodies itself.
But take for example, a good parody such as Blockhead's Time Squad. There's a point in the second installment where the flash resembles the LOTR. And it's hilarious if you've seen the movie, because it's doing nearly the same dialogue and plot as in the movie, but in a different setting with different characters.
So, the next time you make a flash, do it when you have something to say. You have some good skills, but they need to be put to good use, okay?